An old Texan who had managed to live 99 years was asked by a new neighbor to what he attributed both his and his wife’s longevity and how the relationship had lasted almost 75 years. “Well,” the old man drawled, “Before the wife and me were married, we made an agreement that we’ve kept faithfully. Any time I started to nag at…

Former president of our denomination, John Buehrens, once gave his own favorite version of the fundamentalists’ favorite Bible verse as “God so loved the world that S/he did not send a committee.” Someone said that John Buehrens commented that he wasn’t surprised, when he became president, to see that we UUs shoot ourselves in the foot. After all, he’d been around this…

Why church? Why religion? Ok, add, why ministry? Here are some statements that begin to understand it with tongue in cheek: **’All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays’. ~Cathy Ladman ***’There’s something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.’ ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, The move here from our…