Thanksgiving Divorce A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,”…
Albert Einstein’s famous quote came to a member’s mind who saw the title listed earlier.; ‘Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted’ And I like quoting Einstein, arguably one of the most brilliant and unorthodox minds of the 20th century and few us even understand what he really did! He sometimes sounded more…
Perhaps the most agreed upon part of these upcoming holiday is that there is lots of food. Theologian Erma Bombeck once said that the most remarkable thing about her mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Some of us believe that about our Thanksgiving meal. There are those practical…
Reading:“ROBERT’S RULES OF RITUALS” While UU minister Robert Fulgham is best known for the best seller, Everything I know I learned in Kindergarten, his most ‘religious’ book is From Beginning to End: The Rituals of Our Lives (1995) Some of his “Propositions:” ‘Rituals are timed by beats of the heart, not ticks of the clock.Most of our major holidays are connected to…
opening song”YOU, ME, AND THE UNIVERSE” -Words and Music by A. SEVERANCE CHORUS: YOU, ME, AND THE UNIVERSEYOU, ME, AND THE WORLDSPIRIT OF LIFE,LOVE, AND HAPPINESSDWELLS IN EACH BOY AND GIRL LONG LIVE THE WEB WE CALL LIFELONG LIVE MOTHER EARTH, TOOCELEBRATE LIFE RELIGIOUSLYCELEBRATE ME AND YOU CHORUS: SING SONGS OF ALL RELIGIONSGODS AND GODDESSES ALLFIND THE MEANINGS DEEP WITHINBY HEEDING OUR…
A 19th century Protestant missionary was trying to convert a Taoist farmer in China, but was having great difficulty imparting all the rules and doctrines of Christianity, especially the part about nonbelievers God sending them to Hell. ‘If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?’ the farmer asked.‘No,’ said the missionary, ‘not if you did not…
Domestic Violence Reading‘Stopping the Other War-The One Within Our Families’September 30, 2007 Domestic Homicides On average, more than three women are murdered by their husbands or boyfriends in this country every day. In 2000, 1,247 women were killed by an intimate partner. The same year, 440 men were killed by an intimate partner.16 Women are much more likely than men to be…
This is another transitional year for both you and me. Transition is, of course, another word for change. Most of us have problems dealing with change; we all get set in our ways, in our thinking, and it’s not easy to accept change, especially when they mean change of family, friends, even home. Let me share a parable about change: A man…
Since we are coming to the Jewish High Holidays of Yom Kippur and Roshhashanh, I thought I’d share this story: Sidney telephones Rabbi Levy. He says, “Rabbi, I know tonight is Yom Kippur, but tonight the Yankees are in the playoffs. Rabbi, I’m a life-long Yankees fan. I’ve got to watch the Yankees game on TV. “Rabbi Levy replies, “Sidney, that’s what…
The cartoon strip, Dilbert, by Scott Adams is popular because it examines the sometime idiocy of the business world. In a recent one that I saved particularly for this sermon, the boss by his door and says to Dilbert: ‘Prepare a proposal for this customer.’ ‘Why me?’ ‘You were walking by.’ Dilbert looks at it and says ‘We can’t win this business.…